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Quotable Quote ... Robert Benchley

I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.

HT: The Quotations Page

Quotable Quote ... Jack Handey

Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

Quotable Quote ... Jose Marti

Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.

HT: The Quotations Page

Quotable Quote ... Mark Twain

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, most of which, never happened.

HT: Ben Arment

Quotable Quote ... Steven Wright

I went into a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.

HT: Execupundit

Quotable Quote ... Michael Davis

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

HT: Execupundit

Quotable Quote ... Doris Kearns Goodwin

Modern psychiatry regards humor as probably the most mature and healthy means of adapting to melancholy. “Humor, like hope, permits one to focus upon and to bear what is too terrible to be born,” writes George Valliant. “Humor can be marvelously therapeutic,” adds another observer. “It can deflate without destroying; it can instruct while it entertains; it saves us from our pretensions; and it provides an outlet for feeling that expressed another way would be corrosive.”

HT: Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln by Doris Kearns Goodwin (New York: Simon & Schuster Paperbacks, 2005)

Humor Break ... Hot Pockets

Jim Gaffigan on this unique food in the clip below...

Friday Follies: Zombies and worship leaders

Watch out for zombies! Hackers change the road work signs near St. Louis. The story is HERE in the AJC.

And below, Tim Sanders on worship leading for other religions and saying grace over Cheetos. (HT: Monday Morning Insight)

Have a great weekend!

Friday Follies: Is it time for a new job?

Video below. (HT: Corey Mann)